Stringies on a stick!

Captain:

WHEEEE! The mop looks like a giant wand toy! STRINGIES ON A STICK! Get 'em! Get 'em!

::scamper scamper::

Hey, it's hard to STOP on this wet floor!

::sliiiiiiide::
::CRASH::
::thump bonk bump::

I got the stringies! I got the stringies!

::CHOMP drag drag drag::


Stanley:

Captain! It's a swab, not a mop! It's a deck, not a floor! That's... um, say, that DOES look like stringies on a stick, doesn't it? Gimme that mo... er, swab!

::scamper scamper pounce::
::wrestle wrestle::
::thump clunk thud::

[Everyone stares. Captain and Stanley look up from the jumbled heap consisting of themselves, the swab, some detached stringies, and some formerly-neatly-stacked supply boxes]

Captain & Stanley:

What?