Stringies on a stick!

Captain:

WHEEEE! The mop looks like a giant wand toy! STRINGIES ON A STICK! Get 'em! Get 'em!

::scamper scamper::

Hey, it's hard to STOP on this wet floor!

::sliiiiiiide::
::CRASH::
::thump bonk bump::

I got the stringies! I got the stringies!

::CHOMP drag drag drag::


Stanley:

Captain! It's a swab, not a mop! It's a deck, not a floor! That's... um, say, that DOES look like stringies on a stick, doesn't it? Gimme that mo... er, swab!

::scamper scamper pounce::
::wrestle wrestle::
::thump clunk thud::

[Everyone stares. Captain and Stanley look up from the jumbled heap consisting of themselves, the swab, some detached stringies, and some formerly-neatly-stacked supply boxes]

Captain & Stanley:

What?

How nice of you!

[[Fez and Rufous reporting for duty! We are now big and strong, so we will make good members of the crew. I (Fez) am very agile and very good at jumping chasing feathered toys. My brother (Rufous) is the best bathroom inspector in the world!

We are at your service Captain! ]]

Really? Why, how nice of you! And to think, this is my first voyage on a boa... erm, I mean a SHIP. And...

::Stanley whispers in Captain's ear::

How's that? You meant Cap'n Pine Cone, not me?

Oh. That's different.

Nevermind.

Captain